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PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - A Pittsburgh-area woman is suing Bank of America, claiming it wrongfully repossessed her home and saying that a bank contractor trashed the house and took her parrot. She claims her mortgage payments were on time when the contractor damaged furniture, took her pet parrot and padlocked the door.  Full Article 

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Florida - Governor Charlie Crist took a stab at his opponent for the Republican U.S. Senate nomination. He was interviewed on Greta Van Susteren’s show, “On The Record.” Crist used the opportunity to go after Marco Rubio, saying Rubio may have used a Republican Party credit card for personal expenses. “He charged a $130 haircut, or maybe it was a back wax.”  Full Article

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Washington DC - The Obama administration will accept no more public input for a federal strategy that could prohibit U.S. citizens from fishing the nation’s oceans, coastal areas, Great Lakes, and even inland waters. This announcement comes at the time when the situation supposedly still is “fluid” and the Interagency Ocean Policy Task Force still hasn’t issued its final report on zoning uses of these waters.  Full Article

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Louisana - A photo first posted to the humor Web site FunnyJunk.com shows packages of Mattel’s Ballerina Barbie and Ballerina Theresa dolls hanging side by side at an unidentified store. The Theresa dolls, which feature brown skin and dark hair, are marked as being on sale at $3.00. The Barbies to the right of the Theresa dolls, meanwhile, retain their original price of $5.93.   Full Article

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Washington DC - Just as the healthcare drama in the capitol reaches a grand finale, congressional officials are warning employees to avoid the DRUDGE REPORT, claiming it is ‘responsible for the many viruses popping up throughout the Senate.’ On Monday DRUDGE served over 29 million pages with NOT ONE email complaint received.  Full Article

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New York - Chef Daniel Angerer is letting diners at Klee Brasserie munch on cheese made from his wife’s breast milk. “It tastes like cow’s-milk cheese, kind of sweet,” he told The Post. The flavor depends on what the cheese is served with — Angerer recommends a Riesling — and “what the mother eats,” said Angerer, who once bested Bobby Flay on TV’s “Iron Chef.”  Full Article

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South Africa - A skydiver miraculously survived after plummeting 3,000 feet to the ground when her parachute became tangled, The Sun reported. Lareece Butler escaped with bruises, a broken leg and a concussion after slamming into the ground in South Africa.  Full Article

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HIGASHI-CHICHIBU, Saitama - A Buddhist monk has been arrested for allegedly setting fire to his temple and property after insuring them for about 300 million yen, police said. Nishihara, who amassed a debt of tens of millions of yen, reportedly stepped down from his position as the chief priest after the blaze. Full Article

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Ohio - Governor Ted Strickland postponed the execution of a convicted killer who somehow was able to overdose on pills in his jail cell, and was found unconscious only a few hours before he was scheduled to be driven to his execution. Lawrence Reynolds Jr., 43, had been sentenced to death for killing his neighbor in 1994. Full Article

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Former CBS News anchor Dan Rather, speaking on the GOP’s expected strategy against Democrats in elections this fall, said Republicans would describe President Obama as “a nice person … very articulate” but an ineffective leader who “couldn’t sell watermelons if you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic.”  Full Article

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