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Archive for March, 2008


The Real E.T. Found!

It’s true! E.T. was found and subsequently arrested for manufacturing methamphetemine in an Arkansas mobile home.  Remember kids, just say no to meth — otherwise you’ll turn into E.T.
E.T. Found!

Running Away From Life

Life 4 SaleIt seems that everyone is running away from life these days.  The movie “Into The Wild” portrays a real story about a man named Christopher McCandless, who rid himself of all his posessions and wandered out into the world as a drifter.  In 2005, a woman by the name of Jennifer Carol Wilbanks falsely claimed she was kidnapped, and after being found in Albuquerque, NM three days later, she recanted her story claiming she was escaping from the pressures of her life.  Yet again, we have a gentleman by the name of Ian Usher, who wants to dump the remnants of his life on some other poor sap who is ignorant enough to pay the $300,000 price tag. 

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