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Tina Fey is Sarah Palin!

You might have already seen it, but Tina Fey’s parody of Sarah Palin on SNL was so perfect, she could be a stand-in for the Alaska governor. You be the judge. Is Sarah Palin really Tina Fey?

Want to be a billionaire? Just write a $360 billion check!

360 Billion Dollars!Everything is bigger in Texas. It’s not uncommon for average people to lose a few hundred bucks to a well-played scam. However, Charles Ray Fuller felt that he had the ultimate solution to his financial woes. Why waste time scamming people out of a few bucks at a time? Let’s just write one big fake check and call it a day!

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WTF? Flying Schoolbus

This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen…

The Real E.T. Found!

It’s true! E.T. was found and subsequently arrested for manufacturing methamphetemine in an Arkansas mobile home.  Remember kids, just say no to meth — otherwise you’ll turn into E.T.
E.T. Found!

Running Away From Life

Life 4 SaleIt seems that everyone is running away from life these days.  The movie “Into The Wild” portrays a real story about a man named Christopher McCandless, who rid himself of all his posessions and wandered out into the world as a drifter.  In 2005, a woman by the name of Jennifer Carol Wilbanks falsely claimed she was kidnapped, and after being found in Albuquerque, NM three days later, she recanted her story claiming she was escaping from the pressures of her life.  Yet again, we have a gentleman by the name of Ian Usher, who wants to dump the remnants of his life on some other poor sap who is ignorant enough to pay the $300,000 price tag. 

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15 Weirdest Work Stories of 2007

WTF?As the year comes to an end, Careerbuilder.com has compiled a list of the 15 wierdest work stories of 2007.  From the cop making an arrest over a salty burger, to the business owner who killed his employees over requested payraises, this list describes the actions of some of the dumbest people in society.

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…and Brittney Spears owes me $948 trillion for forcing me to gawk at her bald beaver

Michael Vick sued for $63,000,000,000 billion dollarsI believe that all rich people should pay their tributes to the criminals of this great nation.  After all, a large number of those rich are criminals themselves.

Full Story from Fox News:

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over “theft and abuse of my animals” on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

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FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.

Vick’s attorneys, meanwhile, are negotiating a plea deal with federal prosecutors before new dogfighting charges are filed next week, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

No plea agreement involving Atlanta Falcons quarterback Vick has been filed, according to the court clerk, FOX News has learned.

Vick was accused of being involved in a dogfighting ring called “Bad Newz Kennels” run on property he owned in Surry County, Va. In late July, Vick pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities, and conspiring to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture in a Richmond, Va., court.

Vick could reach an agreement ahead of new charges expected to come down next week after two more of Vick’s three co-defendants prepare to enter guilty pleas later this week. By reaching a plea agreement, Vick could avoid any additional charges.


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