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200 cruise passengers spend entire cruise on the toilet

Staff — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 21:02:11 +0000

Nutty News Miami – More than 200 passengers on two cruise ships headed to south Florida have been stricken with a gastrointestinal illness. Officials with Princess Cruise Lines say two of its ships were struck with a norovirus that can cause vomiting, diarrhea and stomach pain. The Crown Princess returned from a seven-day cruise and a total of 140 passengers and 18 crew members were affected by the illness. Cruise officials say another 81 passengers and nine crew members were affected on the Ruby Princess. Full Article

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Boeing 787 runs over ground crew worker

Staff — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:53:07 +0000

Nutty News Everett, Washington – Officials say emergency crews have rescued a worker who was temporarily trapped beneath the tires of a Boeing 787 jetliner at an Everett, Wash., airfield. Paine Field Airport Director Dave Waggoner said that the Japan Airlines plane was being towed when a member of a Boeing ground crew was run over. The worker was in serious condition. Full Article

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Second teacher charged – sexual abuse of kids

Staff — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:28:28 +0000

Nutty News Los angeles, california – A bizarre case at an inner-city elementary school where a teacher was charged with taking bondage-style photographs of children has expanded with the arrest of a second teacher suspected of fondling two girls in his classroom. Martin B. Springer (Picture), 49, was arrested. The announcement sent further shock waves through the campus already reeling from the arrest of teacher Mark Berndt who’s charged with committing lewd acts on 23 children. Full Article

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Woman having a stroke calls wrong number

Staff — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:54:09 +0000

Nutty News Ohio – Loretta Smith, of Cuyahoga Falls near Akron, felt her right side go numb and fell to the floor at her home. The 70-year-old Smith said she was able to grab the phone with her left hand and thought she was calling her son. Instead, she was one digit off and reached a man in the Denver area. “It was a woman, and she said `I may be having a stroke,’” said Kenny Crater, 28. Crater asked for her name and address and offered to get help. His 911 call was answered by Broomfield, Colo., police, who transferred his call to Cuyahoga Falls. Full Article

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Today’s Nutty Joke: Who to Marry

Staff — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:36:03 +0000

Today’s Nutty Joke: There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.

The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.” Continued at Today’s Nutty Joke

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Woman says her big boobies hinder field sobriety test

Staff — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:11:40 +0000

Nutty News Port St. Lucie, Florida – A Florida woman accused of driving under the influence told a sheriff’s deputy her big boobies hindered her ability to take a field sobriety test. The Martin County Sheriff’s office said Maureen Raymond, 49, of Port St. Lucie was pulled by a deputy responding to a report of a reckless driver. She told the deputy she could not comply with his instructions in the field sobriety test because of her big boobies. Full Article

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Repair man accidentally joins South Pole expedition

Staff — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:39:53 +0000

Nutty News New Zealand – The marine mechanic was reportedly working on an anchor aboard the 52ft Nilaya in Auckland harbour, when the yacht hurriedly cast off as immigration officials tried to serve deportation papers on the skipper, Jarle Andhoy, 34. Mr Andhoy and three crew members have embarked on an unpermitted voyage to Antarctica’s Ross Sea, in defiance of both the Norwegian and New Zealand governments. A previous trip he made to Antarctica almost a year ago ended in disaster when his yacht Berserk sank in a fierce storm and three men died. Full Article

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Naked Burglar Was Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter

Staff — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:30:46 +0000

Nutty News Kentucky – A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket. Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon. Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure. Toothman–who was only wearing a pair of black boots–had peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person. The store’s front door was busted out, and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged. Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market’s floor and in the manager’s office. Full Article

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Nutty Facts: George P. Burdell

Staff — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:47:29 +0000

Nutty Facts: In 1927 William Smith, a college student received two enrollment forms for Georgia Tech, and decided to make an imaginary student with the second form. Over the years, the imaginary student has received multiple degrees. George P. Burdell is a fictitious student officially enrolled at Georgia Tech in 1927 as a practical joke. Continued at Nutty Facts

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