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Bennett, who spoke to Arizona radio host Mike Broomhead Thursday, said he requested the confirmation eight weeks ago and has not gotten it. Hawaii, he said, does not have to supply a certified copy of the birth certificate, merely send him an email confirming that it has one.

Asked by Broomhead if he would remove Obama’s name from the ballot if Hawaii fails to comply, Bennett said: “That’s possible. Or the other option would be that I would ask all the candidates, including the president, to submit a certified copy of their birth certificate.”  Full Article

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When challenged at a later news conference about the statement effect this had had on broccoli sales, and the fact that enraged broccoli farmers were sending 20,000 pounds of their produce to Washington, the President added:
“Now look, this is the last statement I’m going to have on broccoli.
There are truckloads of broccoli at this very minute descending on Washington.
My family is divided.
For the broccoli vote out there: Barbara loves broccoli.
She has tried to make me eat it.
She eats it all the time herself. So she can go out and meet the caravan of broccoli that’s coming in.”  Full Story

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The peeved patrons were apparently set off by the paucity of onions on their cheeseburgers.

According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, Christopher Slate, 21, and Sean Mosey, 23 were collared in connection with Sunday’s early-morning attack on the McDonald’s. Each man was charged with felony reckless endangerment and vandalism.

Slate (left) and Mosey are pictured in the above mug shots.

In an interview with cops, Slate said that the duo was “upset with McDonald’s because their cheeseburgers had been messed up.” He then “advised that they went home and continued to drink beer and get worked up about the cheeseburgers.”  Full Article

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The 5-1 vote followed months of passionate and emotional debate about tolerance and tradition.

The schools have five years to comply with the order or risk losing their state funding. Another seven high schools identified as the Warriors will be allowed to keep their nickname but will have to change mascots or graphics that depict Native Americans. An unknown number of elementary and middle schools also will be affected.

The ban doesn’t apply to colleges, but none in Oregon have Native American mascots after Southern Oregon University and Chemeketa Community College dropped them.  Full Article

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Emails and memos obtained by The Associated Press show corrections officials struggling to reconcile their duty to provide medical care with the political ramifications of spending tens of thousands of dollars for surgery on a man they  plan to execute. A key problem would turn out to be security issues that led  several hospitals to balk at treating inmate Robert Foley.

“Hip replacement for an inmate who has exhausted all appeals and will soon be  executed?” Kentucky State Penitentiary warden Phil Parker wrote in an email on  Nov. 22, 2010. “I can see this making Fox News on a slow news day, maybe even on  a busy news day. ”

Prison officials also made contingency plans to call off the surgery if Gov. Steve Beshear set an execution date, and they considered whether to consult with  him about the procedure.  Full Article

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“I had four kids in the same year. Twice.” Desmond Hatchett said in an interview.

He’s been begging for help from the state of Tennessee because he can’t afford the child support for all these kids!

The children range in age from toddlers to 14 years old. There are at least 11 baby mamas; probably several more. Constitutionally, there is nothing the state of Tennessee can do to limit him from having more kids.  Full Article

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They found a 1.5kg chondrasarcoma tumor, which is extremely rare and thought  to be the largest of its type, wrapped around his ribs and pushing against  his spleen.

Within five weeks of the discovery, Marek underwent a six-hour operation to  remove the tumor, the lining of his left lung, six ribs and part of his  diaphragm.

A square cement panel was then installed to replace his ribs.  Full Article

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Be careful who you open your doors to at your “open house,” some drug addicts are now trying to score at real estate showings.

The pain pill addicts are scouring the Sunday paper for open houses dressing up as potential buyers, and then showing up hoping to score.

Amara Durham is an addiction specialist with Caron Texas.

“And they’re there to find drugs that people have left behind in cabinets. If you are having an open house and you haven’t cleared out your prescription medications it’s the same as putting a note on the mirror and saying ‘Hey, open up!’”.

She says sometimes the value on a bottleof name brand medication can be worth $5,000 on the street. As the addiction rate to pain pills soars, so does the price.  Full Article