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A Gilbert resident received a rude awakening on Sunday when he found the  N-word written in 6-foot tall letters, made out of toilet paper, on his front  lawn.

The resident is white and did not feel victimized, but reported the incident  in the 2800 block of E. Bridgeport to police, said Sgt. Bill Balafas, a Gilbert  police spokesman.

The resident believed that his house must have been mistakenly targeted, Balafas  said. Officers checked with a Black family and a family of Indian-descent that  live in the neighborhood, but neither felt as if they had been harassed in any  manner.  Full Article

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A New Jersey dad got the scare of his life when his 5-year-old son  almost ran off a steep embankment, and though the man saved the boy from  falling, he couldn’t stop his Jeep from going over the precipice and into a  river below.

The reward for his ordeal? Two traffic tickets from local police.

Frank Roders had taken  his son, Aidan, down to the Rahway River to feed ducks Thursday. But when he  stopped briefly before settling on a parking space, the impatient boy jumped out  and took off — straight toward a ledge 35 feet above the river.

Roders turned in time to see the Jeep nosedive down the embankment and land in  the muddy water.

A young cop approached him and handed him two tickets. One was for failure to  produce the insurance card, which was somewhere in the waterlogged cab. The  other was for failing to use his emergency brake.  Full Article

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RIVER EDGE, N.J. (CBSNewYork) – A New Jersey man’s brush with death last week was apparently due to a grilling tool.

Michael DeStafan went to Hackensack University Medical Center thinking he had appendicitis after experiencing excruciating pain in his stomach.

Doctors conducted tests and found a 1 ½-inch-long metallic object had pierced the 54-year-old’s large intestine. Doctors thought he had swallowed a nail, fish hook or paper.

DeStafan’s wife figured out one of the metal bristles on his grill brush broke off, got stuck to the grill grate and embedded itself in the shell steak her husband had cooked and eaten days before visiting the hospital.  Full Article

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A Michigan woman was arrested for passing a forged check after she returned to retrieve the driver’s license she left behind, Decatur police said.

Police said that on Thursday, a woman attempted to cash a forged check at the Bud’s convenience store at 1002 Alabama 20, Decatur. Police were called, but the woman fled – leaving behind her driver’s license – before they arrived.

On Sunday, police received a call regarding a forged check at the same Bud’s. The woman, whom police identified as Timika Kiona Whitfield-Lee, 37, of 30034 Pine Court, Inkster, Mich., had returned to the store to retrieve her driver’s license.  Full Article

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FRUITLAND, Idaho, May 20 (UPI) — Security  footage at a Fruitland, Idaho, coffee shop caught two robbers making off with a  safe — one of them wearing underwear on his head as a disguise.

Eight security cameras at the Big Star Coffee Shop caught the robbery on tape  around 4:34 a.m. Friday, The Idaho Statesman reported. Two men busted in, one  with a bandana over his face, the other hiding behind a pair of undies.

“They kicked in the back door and went right for the safe,” said owner Jason  Wilson, who suspects one of the culprits to be a disgruntled former employee.

“Who robs something with underwear on their head?” Wilson riddled. “I think the  underwear shows they’re not the smartest criminals — or the most  well-prepared.”  Full Article

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There have been an “unprecedented” number of UFO sightings reported in the North Island over the past two months, UFO watchers say.

And aliens may even have visited Northland in the past five weeks, with one man reporting seeing a UFO land in the region, Suzanne Hansen, director from Ufocus NZ research network said.

She said: “He’s a very credible source. He saw an object that had landed and said it was definitely not an aircraft or like anything else he had seen.

“I’ve got 30 UFO/UAP reports on my desk at the moment from the upper North Island and Northland from the past couple of weeks that we’re yet to process on top of the many others. It’s unprecedented.”  Full Article

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Last Monday, a high school student in North Carolina engaged his social studies teacher in a heated debate about politics and the two leading presidential candidates. During the exchange, the teacher got very angry with the student and accused him of disrespecting the president. She even went so far as to tell the boy that he could be jailed for speaking ill of Obama.

Sarah Campbell of the Salisbury Post first reported on the story. She claims that the school district is not releasing the name of the teacher and that she is not responding to requests for public comment (although the two students identified her to the newspaper). According to Campbell’s story, the teacher will not be suspended or even face disciplinary action for what was heard on the recording.  Full Article

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